- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
when AIM was cool in 6th grade I used to put my away message as “on the phone”
i had dial up
i wasn’t on the phone
the shia labeouf song is actually the best thing that has ever happened to me
i once dated someone who loved swinging more than anything in the world
he would go to parks at night and swing for hours
i really liked that about him
i like people who like to be alone sometimes
I’m going to make a shirt that says “i hate you” and wear it to school because it’ll apply to everyone who reads it!!!!!!!!
i have a new kind of mascara on and i don’t like it as i can FEEL my eyelashes and that they’re pulled apart