holy christ it’s a piece of paper!– cat video
i just saw my favorite ex boyfriend’s account on okcupid and DIED i literally died i ran out of the room away from my computer and called my mom i’m dead
wow why did i ever delete my okcupid this is a gold mine of losers
grey is my favorite color to wear
Anonymous asked: Where's the video of your victory screech? You should include that on your okcupid account.
just for you anon
kneecapsareweird-deactivated201 asked: Will you go out with me and Nathan?
you have 10 minutes to ask me out until i’m done making my okcupid account
Anonymous asked: baby when we're grinding, i get so excited
thesarathing asked: Who are you kidding? We all know you're a prime chef
Anonymous asked: wtf how do you come up with these things?
Anonymous asked: technically it's a leap year so it'd be 527040, you get some extra time.
Anonymous asked: 525600 minutes
laurenapolis asked: how bored are you right now?
restlesstoescape asked: bahaha you should just walk over to them hunched over and start telling a bunch of "back in my day..." stories.
i feel like my high is TV. i’m serious i get so hungry after i watch TV.– THIS THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WOW
“i can see myself going super crazy at a party. just like drinking so much and smoking a lot of weed” WOW THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WOW
wow a 13 year old boy next to me in the lounge area of lunds just referred to someone as ‘a grenade’ wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. now the two girls are pretending to kiss and i’m blogging. i took my boots off i hope i can contain this urge to flog them with them. “i’m surprised you even danced with him. have you spooned?- you know where your but is on...
wow I look like such a douche bag right now. I’m wearing leggings with spiderwebs on them, huge winter boots, an oversized cardigan and a jacket. I have my backpack and gym bag. and I’m going to study. someone help me I’ve obviously lost control.
j-ckk asked: holy shit its another fucking day? hahaha
j-ckk asked: I've watched that hundreds of timessssss
the b squad of facebook chat what is that
just ate a whole pizza cuz i don’t give a fuck lolol all day
i’ve been asked by a number of dudes this week if i would date them. zero is a number, right? LOLOLOL.
cybersaiyan asked: Can I please make a fuckyeahlaurenbowe and just fill it with lauren memes.
I am growing my nails out. sorry colleen.
watching jerry springer while jordan makes me breakfast. THIS TRULY IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
it’s like the day that only happens once every four years. right now I’m spending it in my friend’s bed while she makes chicken nuggets for us. this should happen more than once every four years if this day keeps being this great.
the only guy who talked to me at the bar tonight who I didn’t already know was a 28 year old who had been married who was wearing a retainer. if that isn’t a reason to give up all hope idk what is.
Anonymous asked: remember this: never trust a fart.