August 2011
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i regret not being a bully in high school because the idea that someone would be so scared of me that they would throw themselves into a trashcan for me is a great one.
July 2011
inthemouthofawolf:
I got a new phone today and when the guy at verizon was setting up my phone, he made a really weird face. He gave me my new phone and I looked at the new text I had recieved: “Lauren: being in a wheelchair makes me sad”
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live blogging while sitting in the front of a store in my wheelchair eating a granola bar.
my hair is super black and it was supposed to be...
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underwear party with brandon
best Saturday night ever
when babies are ugly :-(
inthemouthofawolf-deactivated20 asked: come to the shack!
i didn't want to lose my parking spot but i just...
to the store!
Anonymous asked: so i saw your post about breaking up with someone you weren't dating because you want to be good friends with them
i have the opposite problem because i have a good friend i like
how were you able to talk to them about how you really felt?
i have the opposite problem because i have a good friend i like
how were you able to talk to them about how you really felt?
when you have things to do that are too far to hobble to but you really don’t want to lose your awesome parking spot.
city life struggles.
a poll~
if you got $200 what would you spend it on?
Watchgood thing i know the guy in green…..
that’s the bike shop bro whose shop i live above.
we were talking outside and we got on the topic of fights and he casually mentioned that he was on tosh.0 on tuesday.
oh. my. gosh.
Anonymous asked: If I was a piece of broken glass, I'd fall muscle deep in your calf for you.
Sincerely,
unbroken glass everywhere
Sincerely,
unbroken glass everywhere
bloodofthewhiteman asked: I AM A FAGGOTY WHORE
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I. hate. glass.
I got a piece of glass stuck in the heel of my good foot!!! brandon got it out, but like really broken glass— you have to leave me alone.
lol loner in a cash cab
that’s my future
I feel like power scootering away from someone and their awkward advances in a target will forever go down in history as one of my favorite ways to turn someone down.
funsize twix bars how you doin ladies?
Anonymous asked: you cant walk because you cut your leg? It seems 2 me like you are a big fucking baby. It's a cut ya, with stitches wahhh. Physical therapy sounds like you are a cunt pussy. They are going to laugh at you in pt, the baby who has a scratch. get over yourself
inthemouthofawolf-deactivated20 asked: STARLA!
i just saw someone on tv wearing flare jeans
they still make those?
I wonder if the guy in front of me got his Chinese symbol arm piece before or after he got his mustang convertible.
attention all anonymous future doctors of my ask...
I don’t need your opinions on my leg. so please, if you don’t care about my recovery get off my blog. just go back to your daily activities of drowning kittens, touching the neighbor’s toddler behind your garage, and jabbing safety pins into your thighs and leave me alone.
thanks.
Anonymous asked: Good luck in your endeavors in regaining your ability to walk! Hopefully you don't need physical therapy! That anon asshole can go suck a big dick. Good thing they noticed your doctor said you might need pt and it wasn't just you being a whiney bitch.
doing some crossword puzzles in bed
~*~summer 2011~*~*
day 11 of not being able to walk
I’m so frustrated :(
I’ve had 11 days of summer complicated by crutches, and filled with pain.
I just wish I could walk around the house. just taking one step even would make my day. i keep having dreams where I can walk- waking up sucks.
everyone is pressuring me to walk too, which sucks as I really cannot. to think I would choose to use crutches, to tear my hands and arm...
my dad went to the meat market, bought our favorite steak shish kabobs, and a bag of doritos which he had opened on the way home.
-how I know he is my real father
-best dad award
-cheddar dust finger family tree
just jammin' to some ashley parker angel in the...
date night
colleen and I went to the bar for something to do last night, we both ordered a beer and some chips to share.
I had never really been to a bar (other than my 21st birthday and we all know how that ended.) so we were just laying low sitting in a booth.
i was joking around being stereotypical and said “if someone tries to talk to us that we don’t want to talk to we should just say...
