just bombed my first comedy show!!!!! but someone asked for an encore so… that’s neat.
my friend who was performing pointed to me and said “that joke was for my future wife” and this girl was all “awwwww!!!” so now everyone just believes it. awesome.
big night & day tomorrow so wish me luck with moving!
packing up, galactic comedy night, harriet house,...
okay I won’t lie I bring my phone with me into the bathroom. so I was pooping today, and I got a text that said “god damn you’re cute.” and it just made me wish he really knew just how wrong he was.
I'm starting my own dating show.
it won’t be filmed. and it’s one day only. but like if you want a shot at my love then show up at my new house tomorrow morning at 10:00 AM dressed in shorts and a tshirt and help me move!! the guy who does the best job helping will get to take me out for ice cream after. like… the best idea for a show ever! (ps ugly people need not apply, duh)
I won’t be able to afford to eat anymore. so I’ll be actively conning people into taking me out on dates. con blog 2k11.
So chin up, and we'll drown a little slower.
Anonymous asked: what happened between you and geena?
desperate for jobs
just sent my info to some agencies. like. cool. right? or…
paying rent on two places is bullshit
i fucking hate my old house i’m going to throw termites on it.
I wish it was more socially acceptable to flip people off for staring at me. I mean I do it anyway but still.
things I have seen in the past 10 minutes.
some guy popped out of no where and tried to sell my mom and I perfume. the lady at the nail salon was eating corn on the cob in the lobby. a girl who was trying to get on the bus struggled to get her shirt on before boarding. like. where am I. Brooklyn park is horrifying.
I just fed my hairdresser’s pond fish. neat day.
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asl– online predators
my mom was being annoying so i told her to shut up
we laughed and she chased me up the stairs to push me but then she fell and i asked her if it was worth it and it was so. that’s good. hahaha.
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Anonymous asked: Why don't you shower?
when i move tomorrow i wont have internet for a...
after school i’ll get a great big house- i’m going to paint the walls with my accomplishments. going to pay the bills with my perfect job, and all we want we’ve got.
last night in my sleep number bed. & i didn’t ever find my number. I. am. worthless.
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just another attempt to detour people i don’t know from adding me.
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