May 2011
May 1st
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my pinky toe being broken is really inhibiting my ability to successfully lay on the couch and get my lounge on.
May 1st
my friend is partying with brokencyde tonight. 
May 1st
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WHEN YOU ACCIDENTLY WALK IN ON YOUR MOM CHANGING
pinsandneedles-: GOD DAMMIT I LOVE SEEING MYSELF AS A REACTION IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!
May 1st
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friends in the apartment above mine upstairs tell me to come back up when i’m done with my homework sit on tumblr~
May 1st
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Anonymous asked: where do you work/go to school for?
May 1st
April 2011
mom: did you do something to get kicked out of a party last night?
me: yep, i flipped a table
mom: on accident?
me: no on purpose
mom: (laughs) oh okay!
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Kate Middleton did her own make-up for the wedding...
beperfectinourownway: omg……… yes…. im going to die……………….
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mitch mills is my #1 my pinky toe is broken  ~~
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got kicked out of a party for flipping a beer pong table. alright. that’s. okay. cunts.
Apr 30th
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some ugly girl is wearing a tiara okay………………
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the only person who would let me go inside in jon ceena from pro wrestling. I love him. he accepts ne for who I am.
Apr 30th
that’s gay and Asian
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in case any of you are wondering…. my race is gaysian.
Apr 30th
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if anyone in the minneapolis area wants to come to a hobo themed party get at me LOLZ~
Apr 30th
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bearnaked: sorry snail nigga.
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Anonymous asked: WHAT KIND OF GAY ASS LAST NAME IS 'MILLS'??????????????????

WHAT THE YOUNG FUCK IS A GOOFY GOOBER??????????????????

VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT
Apr 29th
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I cannot understand the person who is giving a presentation. it sounds like she has cotton in her mouth, and whole head, and body, and spilling all over around her. “gahmers n da gol farmerhs” what does that mean. help me.
Apr 29th
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me: DID YOU WATCH THE ROYAL WEDDING THIS MORNING???
colleen: no because i am not gay, or a faggot.
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my lip piercing healed up within 5 minutes of me not having something in it.
Apr 29th
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I’m going to a Hobo themed party tomorrow night and i have to go to the thrift store to get things to wear to it. if that’s not a white problem i don’t know what is. 
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Remember that time i tried out for america's next... →
click the link & watch ^^^ hahahaaa~~~~~ I’m about half way through the vid. YEAH!
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