laurenapolis

just drank some day quill out of the bottle and washed it down with a vodka and coke.

Monday!!!!!

I just can’t stop staring at the guy next to me’s hickeys.

hes the most annoying guy ive ever encountered.

I can’t think of any reason I would ever put my lips anywhere near him, and I am fully trained in CPR.

I don’t understand pet fish…

my roommate has one that she kept on the bookcase for a while now it has packed up its depressing life and moved to the dresser in the hallway. 

the fish sat at the bottom of the bowl for like 3 days straight.

i wiggled it around to see if i was about to be haunted by any fish ghosts soon but then it started moving.

good trick, bro.

anyhow she bought the fish some plants and then commented how much happier the fish looked in his new habitat.

I looked at him.

he looked the same.

it’s a fish.

the guy i like is so cute and ugh i just want to print off pictures of him and post them all over my walls, body, cat, and colleen’s face.

when people wear glasses that don’t fit them…

like, the bend in the stem part is supposed to fit your ear, not be in the middle of your face ya bimbo.

finding a youtube channel of someone you think is annoying in real life is like winning the lottery. 

it is like winning the lottery in the following ways

1. you can only get so much money in a chunk, and you can only watch so many videos at once. as once you have watched them all, your life is over.
2. it ruins your life, because once you know that you have all the happiness you could have you’re bound to spiral into a deep depression.

k this analogy sucks.

but just enjoy the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSyYWuIsTUs&feature=player_embedded

“what if you came home to find me black out drunk, naked, in your bed, covered in popcorn.”

colleen~

left hand petting bandit

right hand scrollin’ tumblr

hi.