I’m currently watching walker texas ranger and not even 5 minutes into the show chuck beat up a group of seven people.
KICKN’ ALL DA ASS.
every morning i do the same thing
- check tumblr
- eat breakfast
- watch spongebob
- refresh tumblr every 5 seconds
- die slowly
today while I was on a walk with my mom, i spotted a lady walking her dog on the path about 20 yards away.
I noticed the dog wasn’t on a leash, and i don’t really like dogs as much as the typical american so i planned my attack.
soon enough the dog started to trot over to me, looking all dumb and happy like most golden retrievers do.
I didn’t have any food or body parts to spare, so I stopped walking and it stopped in front of me.
I looked at it in its googily eyes and said, “hello, sir.” establishing my ground with the dog that i respected him but I was not about to pet him.
after this ground was cleared, he scuttled away and I continued on my walk.
dang it! I already made one in photoshop, I bet that site would have saved me some time. haha.
eating applesauce out of the jar
sitting on the couch in my bathrobe
watching daytime television court shows on television
haha, well spongebob is pretty good bait if you’re trying to get me to reblog something. i love him THIS MUCH [