July 2010
would you rather-
marry billy the exterminator
OR NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
June 2010
Valleyfair.
Yesterday I went to Valleyfair (large minnesota amusement park) with my boyfriend, Mitch.
LOOK AT US HAVING FUN! Now stop looking at my boyfriend, *stink eye*.
I have been to valleyfair maybe 5 times total in my life.
But this time was the best by far.
Usually the lines are about a 10-20 minute wait, and there are people crawling all over the place.
but this time, was magical.
The longest...
Early Birthday Present.
My foreign exchange sister bought me an early birthday present.
It was an iCarly messenger bag, and a hannah montana blanket.
I am officially turning 12.
Now for your personal enjoyment, here is a picture of me from my actual 12th birthday.
reppin’ spongebob to the grave.
While sitting in the bank parking lot.
*someone taps on my window*
I roll down my window.
Me: yes?
Woman: how do you spell sure?
Me: s-u-r-e
Woman: wait, (as she's trying to text it) s-u...
Me: S... U.... R... E...
Woman- oh alright thank you.
I really like this picture-
But I don’t like what it does as my iphone background-
GIVIN ME AWL SORTSA HEEBIE GEEBIEZ.
“I added fiber to my interests.”
– my mom, talking about her internet dating profile.
i think i'm going to die
just in case this massive storm that is brewing outside my window breaks the glass and takes me away in a tornado- my blog email address and password is written on the back cover of the blue notebook with the rocket power sticker on it.
i’d like my blog to live on, so whoever digs through the rubble of my house and finds the notebook -please take over.
thanks,
lauren
Sweaty Realtor.
This morning I decided to go on a bike ride. A pretty typical decision for me.
I put on my spandex biking shorts (which I haven’t worn for like 2 years), paired them with a rad zebra print sports bra- and topped it all off with my Four Year Strong t-shirt.
I took off and biked all over the place, returning when I found a loop in the neighborhoods I was zooming around and ended up back at...
darthsidious-deactivated2010073 asked: Minnesota fuck yeah.
You live in Duluth?
I live in Wayzata. I don't like it here - everyone is fake and too rich for their own good.
You live in Duluth?
I live in Wayzata. I don't like it here - everyone is fake and too rich for their own good.
everything in its right place
…
jerry springer
just as I was about to give up hope on television for the day…
just as i thought I had checked all the channels for something that would catch even the slightest bit of my interest..
I checked the good ol’ single digit channels, and found jerry.
Even if the crowd hadn’t been chanting his name at the moment, I still would have known what show it was.
Where else are you going...
I am a shark.
Alright, so let’s get serious for a second. All dentists and record keepers at the guinness book gather around.
two years ago I had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had 7 wisdom teeth.
Recently I have been experiencing mouth pain- and i think it’s from another fucking tooth growing in.
what, did they miss one?
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
“What’s on your toast? Cookies?”
– my mom knows me too well. (but it was pb&j.)
Target encounter.
Today I was in target (again) and I was trying on sunglasses. I was joking around with my boyfriend asking, “do these look good, should I buy these?” and an older gentleman dressed in a suit (with a mustache) said “you look hot buy em!”
So I put them down and left the aisle.
Overheard in target.
"me and Sally were..." 7 year old girl
"sally and I!" - discouraged mother
"I like saying me and sally...
Me and Sally were playing stepping on ants and Sally said, let's not make them suffer let's just kill them right away! Hahahahahah!"
Kids these days.......
I'm scared.
donotreply@icecream.com
I received a message from this email address last week.
The best part is that it wasn’t junk.
The worst part was I couldn’t reply.
I just want to talk to the ice cream man.
My friends are goobers.
this is my current facebook profile picture- (my boyfriend and I were wearing basically the same shirt so a photo was necessary.)
and here’s my goober friend geena’s profile picture-
/golf clap
I hate chewy chips ahoy.
I knew I hated them, but I hadn’t tried one in a while.
I thought that maybe I was over reacting… That they may have improved their recipe since I was a young child.
So I tried one this morning. I peeled back the packaging, picked a cookie and bit into it.
I chewed it about 3 times- just in the time it took me to open the garbage can to spit the bite into.
So disgusting.
I...
Question...
So for all of you science smart people out there… Cough boyfriend cough… Is it possible to lose all of your hair from an allergic reaction to a shampoo?
I guess I don’t really know if that’s a question of science or not, but chemicals… Something?
The reason I ask, is due to a rumor that went around my high school 4 years ago when a girl showed up to school one day...
lol @ the fact that the show I’m watching on MTV is sponsored by First Response Pregnancy Tests.
lol.
SPENCER PRATT IS MAKING A RAP ALBUM
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