January 2011
“are you Duluth fucking sucks?”
December 2010
“I think I’m smarter than you and i’m obviously better looking but I...”
– my mom on the phone with her bf
Anonymous asked: i think t would be great if you could come to new york
Anonymous asked: you're fuckin funny. hapy new years
itwasabusinessdoingpleasure asked: Will you be at the Garage show tomorrow?
itwasabusinessdoingpleasure asked: Will you be at the Garage show tomorrow?
Anonymous asked: i think t would be great if you could come to new york
Anonymous asked: you're fuckin funny. hapy new years
claire & i tomorrow night
FOR THE LAST TIME.
DUHHH DUH DUHHHHHH.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every...
confession of the day
i actually like the song Bottoms Up by Trey Songs feat. Nicki Minaj.
“AND I WAS LIKE, YO TREY?!”
my mom likes
birds
taylor swift
me
in that order.
darling dear you’re a beauty
TINSLEY IS A WHORE
degrassi rant.
Anonymous asked: Two questions:
1. you find out what was wrong when you were at the mall?!
2. What did you get for xmas?
1. you find out what was wrong when you were at the mall?!
2. What did you get for xmas?
sitting in the dark in the middle of the kitchen on my family’s computer.
i’m using the AOL Explorer internet browser because i have lost all control of my life.
Anonymous asked: Two questions:
1. you find out what was wrong when you were at the mall?!
2. What did you get for xmas?
1. you find out what was wrong when you were at the mall?!
2. What did you get for xmas?
Mac took my computer from me for 3-5 days.
what am I going to do with my life.
Anonymous asked: I was at a Wal-Mart today (they're the only place with the wine I enjoy) and as I was leaving I glanced at the Red Box. Upon this Red Box was a sign that simply read "Don't Work". That is all.
"is she dead?"
yesterday I was getting my shop on at MOA, by myself as i often do.
I don’t mess around when it comes to shopping so i hate going with other people. I don’t care about what you’re buying… so don’t bother asking me if i like it, the answer is probably going to be “no.”
but anyhow, i was in line to try things on when I started to get really dizzy.
I got...
Anonymous asked: I was at a Wal-Mart today (they're the only place with the wine I enjoy) and as I was leaving I glanced at the Red Box. Upon this Red Box was a sign that simply read "Don't Work". That is all.
a man named Yo just helped me at the bank.
I bet it’s really easy to get his attention if you see him somewhere,
“YO!”
trollface.jpg
i was wondering why my hair was so snarly
but then i realized i somehow just got some maple syrup in it.
makes sense.
oh.
my mom was making fun of me saying I don’t have any friends and she used the example of me erasing the names off my valentines day cards in second grade and writing “secret admirerer” as her main point.
dang it mom.
“know what I wanted to get you for Christmas but didn’t have enough time? one of those dolls that you can order to look exactly like you.”
“NO MOM, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CREEPY.”
my hands are calloused from lifting at the gym.
bro problems.
Anonymous asked: I hope you can still respect my thoughts on you being very adorable even though I completley ruined the first one by being retarted.....
a boy called me tonight, so like any preteen girl I ran up to my room and belly flopped onto my bed.
making a fool of myself with uncontrollable giggling, I hung over the bed upside down while talking.
then all of a sudden, I saw it.
in the corner of the room, right next to my bed post- a remote control. a remote that controlled nothing other than my mattress.
sleep number under this...
i need to stop accidentally posting things meant for my personal blog to this one.
momentz o’ panic.
Anonymous asked: I hope you can still respect my thoughts on you being very adorable even though I completley ruined the first one by being retarted.....
“eating chips and wiping the grease on my snuggie”
– I don’t lie when people ask me what i’m doing.