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you can’t save me.

so i’m eating a kit kat bar, (obviously- they’re the new bottom of the food pyramid for me) and bandit starts pawing at it.

I looked at him and said, “bandit, it’s not a kit CAT bar.”

then i laughed.

expectations- ‘Oh! i’ll buy the fun size 8 pack of them, as you get twice as much for only $.50 more!’

reality- Oh, i’ll just buy the larger pack because i’m a lard ass.

I just saw a mcdonalds advertisement on tv that was showing what you could win from their monopoly game.

One thing pictured was a walmart gift card.

Oh great, two of my least favorite things in the world have joined forces.

I made a friend in class recently, and he brought up his tumblr today. 

i got excited and told him to follow me, and then we realized that we were randomly already following each other.

TUMBLR 4 LIFE.