February 2012
Anonymous asked: Good call with the sweatshirt, you wouldn't want him to think you'd already been "watching movies" tonight
Anonymous asked: Sounds like someone took a shower!
Anonymous asked: Was he good at "watching a movie"? Did you "watch" more than once?
Anonymous asked: oh well i get that, but you didnt make a difference in the two and i cant rell by just reading it! XO
my hair smells so good OH MAN!
Anonymous asked: wait what? i dont get it
isn’t it weird that the difference between going to a guy’s house to watch a movie and going to a guy’s house to watch a movie is so big?
i just read his myspace and his about me all came back to me i am so embarrassed
oh my god i forgot to write about this omg
okay
really
this is just so funny
remember when myspace was super popular and there were the super popular myspace people
well if anyone remembers ‘dinosaur derek’ i just realized that i know him in real life
and that makes my 8th grade self feel so cool
doing The Situation’s work out video that i found on Netflix. I didn’t have any dumbbells so i filled some fourties up with water that i found in the recycling. i feel like he would be proud.
MEAT CHEESE AND CRACKER TRAY
NOMMM NOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOM
goober is the neediest cat in the world
he always has to be touching me
im dying
nautalunam asked: Is the smell strong?
placentasandwich asked: You're perfect in every single way.
my paper was done and good at 3 pages
why does it have to be 6
now i’m just like rambling and it’s just not okay
waldymcfaldy asked: hey lauren its waldy, i made sure that this one isnt on anon! anywho you are still my beautiful friend and i sure hope that we can hangout when i get back!!! :)
“80% of feeling good is looking good.”
– hair club infomercial.
“when I was in kindergarten I tried to spell my name with m&ms”
– my mom
Anonymous asked: Same anon here, can you put her on Twitter or tumblr. either will do, do you know how many followers she would have!
Anonymous asked: are you at ridgedale mall?
Anonymous asked: When I'm a mother, I hope I'm just like your mother. She is my momspiration. NO I AM REALLY SERIOUS THOUGH. I just think she's the kewlest. K?
wow I just saw a teen couple at the mall who both had heelies.
LET. ME. DIE.
WatchI left my garbage in my moms car and she thought shed teach me a lesson.
mom: you're an ass face
me: no I'm not!
mom: yes you are
me: say it to my face!
mom: your ass face?
“I bet there are some people who think Jesus was really hot and are gay for him”
– my mom and I talking about religion
i didn’t hate my life enough but now my super sweet 16 is on so that’s feeling is taken care of
going into a ‘spongebob-isn’t-on’ related depression
arby’s isn’t ‘good mood food’ because of how sad i get when i finish it…..
WOWWWWW SHOWERING
i seriously need someone to tell me to shower
i was in the bathroom ready to shower
then i was like meh i dont need to
i havent showered since wednesday
what is wrong with me
bar tips
okay getting money from guys is so easy
just say youre like a dollar or two off from a cab—- or if the bar has a photobooth like ours did use that as an excuse and get as much money from unsuspecting men as you can
but only use it for good and use the money for the photobooth because that is the most fun.
Anonymous asked: lol more pics of your butt!
blackmormon:
20-century fox theme flute...